i’ve never seen something so accurate
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
I would like it in the color please
when someone tells you their favorite candy, listen. write it down if you have to. remember it. when you know they’re having a shitty day, buy it for them. be the best human you can be; buy your friends their favorite candy when they really, really need it and don’t even know it.
Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.
That awkward moment when you perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and you walk better than all the models. Rih
Bad bitches do it well
this is still my fave moment of all the VSFS ever